"So this guy walks into a bar; and he takes out a miniature piano and a six-inch pianist..."
"A
rabbi, a donkey, and a duck walk into this bar..."
"A Scotsman walks into a pub..."
"A couple of newlyweds
are on a plane to Texas..."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon..."
"It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby,
a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his date..."
"There are six presidents on a sinking boat..."
"Long
ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo..."
"Three cowboys were on their way home after hearding a group of cattle
to a ranch..."
"A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging..."
"A man was driving down the road,
when he saw another man and a sheep making out..."
"A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom..."
"A gay guy walks into a bar full of rednecks..."
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YOU MEAN THEY'RE USED FOR WOOL, TOO?
My favorite punch lines.
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"But you go, and you f*** ONE SHEEP!" (or "goat")
"A good sheep'll do that, ya know."
"Moo
moo, buckaroo!"
"Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
"We're all going to Dallas, we're all going to Dallas!"
"Them sheep ain't nothin' but liars!"
"Get me my brown pants!"
"Damn it Daddy, it's called the TWIST!"
"My mom's dead, my ass hurts, my dog ran away, and my dad's sitting in the corner going 'here kitty kitty kitty'!"
"So he said 'sure!' and stuck his head in the fence."
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